(All of these are things that men are stereotypically bad at: they leave women to do the laundry, they never flush the toilet (or put the seat down), aim and miss for the toilet bowl, and forget to pick up the groceries.) Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list, (Eve is telling Adam to try and beat her in the battle, knowing he will fail.) Therefore, he's not the brightest person.) (Eve says Adam is only as sharp as lipstick, which is very blunt, and can easily be mushed.
You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips, (Eve is poking fun at how Adam wants to play "fantasy sports", a form of "armchair" gambling based on real athletes' performance through raw statistics as opposed to real sports, which involve physical activity, which would use the supposed strength of men over women.) Eve says Adam hangs around Steve so much, he's like his boyfriend.)ĭrink and play sports in a fantasy league! (Women stereotypically do the work around the house while men sit around spending time with their other male friends. The appearance and mentioning of " Steve" is an allusion to "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," a line used by those who oppose gay marriage. I work, while you and your boyfriend Steve (Eve is saying that Adam stuffs his face with food all day and doesn't wash his balls.) (Men tend to view themselves as superior to women, as they're usually stronger and tougher.) I know that you like to think you're so macho, Here, Eve does get directions on the right ways to mess with Adam.) (A common stereotype for men is how they don't bother to ask for directions.
I WANT IT I NEED IT I HAVE IT LYRICS DITCH IT TRASH IT HOW TO
Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you! Eve not only made one, but she is also using it against Adam.) (A common stereotype is that women can't read maps. I made a map, mother fucker, and I'm reading it, too.
(Eve is referencing the classic wife victory over the husband, with the husband (Adam) later apologizing, or "kissing her ass", and "begging for a rub" referring to asking for a handjob.) With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub! (Like many arguments between man and woman, Eve believes that she, as the woman, will be the one to win.) This battle's gonna end like every argument does,
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